Crandall reviews the latest in the American Pie saga (all your favourite characters are back! all the jokes you’ve seen before are back too!) and Joss Whedon’s new sci-fi horror flick…the best movie of 2012 so far?
Archive for March, 2012
Happy Hunger Games! Director Gary Ross brings Suzanne Collins’ popular book series to the big screen with the intensity intact and the violence left mostly off-screen for this PG-13 phenomenon starring Jennifer Lawrence.
When Hollywood runs out of ideas, they start recycling old crap. The directors of Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs dust off the old 80′s TV show with the most disrespectfully hillarious remake ever. Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill are cops heading to high school undercover in 21 Jump Street – F#@$ You Science!
George Lucas gets close to that original magic with the final prequel installment Revenge of the Sith.
Sand gets everywhere as we tackle the Yoda fighting action of Episode II.
Crandall and Mercy finally take a look at the Star Wars prequels, starting with the uninspiring The Phantom Menace.
Disney bets the farm on Andrew Stanton (Pixar) and Edgar Rice Burroughs to bring us the pricey sci-fi epic JOHN CARTER (OF MARS!).
Steven Spielberg takes a crack at the CGI feature. Will the master have any more luck than his protégé, Robert Zemekis?
The lovely Charlize Theron plays a very lovely author in Young Adult, featuring the biggest waste of Patrick Wilson in a movie to date. “Juno” this film is not!