It’s time to man up as Crandall & Mercy review Stallone’s newest shoot ‘em up/blow ‘em up, The Expendables starring pretty much any actor who’s ever fired a gun, blown something up or killed a man with his bare hands in a movie (or tried to kill one in a UFC cage or wresting ring…Steven Seagal, JCVD and Chuck Norris excluded). Warning: the amount of leathery faces and steroids in use is off the charts.