David Fincher’s bastard child of the Alien saga, starring a bald and miserable Ripley, Dead Hicks, Dead Newt, smashed Bishop and a bunch of inmate scumbags nobody cares about. And an ALIEN!

In space, no one can here you scream. We finally get around to reviewing Ridley Scott’s sci-fi horror classic, Alien. GOTCHA!

Armchair Directors get jettisoned into deep space for Ridley Scott’s sort-of prequel to the Alien series.